Project Runway Recap: Season 14 Finale
Ughhhhhhhh. CANDICE CUOCO Fourth Place Photo: Lifetime There’s an inherent problem with the structure of Part 1 of the finale episodes: it gives the judges the chance to critique everything they hate...
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God, how I’d love for this show to surprise me, just once. And not by having Tim Gunn say the F word again. The Challenge: First, we were “treated” (sarcastic quotation marks required) to some...
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Welcome to the Final Four, dear readers. The Challenge: The designers were shipped off to Los Angeles and tasked with designing red carpet looks inspired by LA. The contestants had $400 and basically...
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Welcome back! Let’s get “avant-garde,” except not really at all. The Challenge: The designers used 3D printers to create avant-garde looks inspired by three of New York City’s bridges. Every season,...
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TIM GUNN HAS SNAPPED. The Challenge: It all started off just fine, with a two-day challenge in which the designers had to make over a “real woman” – a woman on the Project Runway crew. I loved this...
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Beware: there’s a rant ahead. The Challenge: Hoooo, boy. How many times – in this episode and in dozens more – have we heard Tim or the judges say that this is a design competition, a runway fashion...
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If Coco Rocha releases a book of photos of herself that has no words, is she really an author? And more philosophical questions brought to you by Project Runway. The Challenge: The designers went to...
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It’s time for Diva Dumpster Diving! The Challenge: The contestants go dumpster diving for their unconventional materials – recycled technology – and are given one day to transform the materials into...
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Welcome to another episode of America’s Next Top Panty Designer that Heidi Will Steal From! The Challenge: The designers are tasked with creating lingerie inspired by Heidi’s lingerie line, of...
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Tim looks like he wants to shoot himself with that paintball gun. Honestly, after this episode, I can’t blame him. The Challenge: The designers are split into two teams and forced to shoot each other...
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We’ve discussed the best (or, what Lifetime has deemed to be the best, anyway); now let’s discuss the rest. EMILY PAYNE Photo: Blogging Project Runway Like much of what Emily presented throughout the...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 13 Finale
You’ve waited long enough. It’s time to bitch about that finale. The Challenge: The designers were given one month to create a 10-look collection, because no one who works for Lifetime gives a damn...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: S13 Finale, Part 1
Yawn. Previously: We had a disappointing street style challenge that should have ended in Char’s elimination, but didn’t. The Challenge: Tim takes the finalists on a whirlwind trip to Rome, which...
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It’s the last challenge before the finale, and I am underwhelmed. Previously: Korina was a judgmental brat, even by reality TV standards. The Challenge: Tim drags the designers out of their beds and...
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Project Runway: now with even more temper tantrums and producer-contrived drama! Previously: Makeovers were attempted. They were not successful. The Challenge: The designers are shipped off to the...
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In which the designers attempt to give strangers makeovers, but mostly end up making them look way worse. Previously: We waxed nostalgic over the American Girl dolls, and Sandhya’s toddler terror...
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Lip Smackers pouches! Casual racism! Butt-snaps for tweens! Welcome to the Runway, bitches. Previously: The judges tried (and failed) to make “rainway” happen. The Challenge: The designers are sent...
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Because nothing says “avant-garde” like shilling Samsung televisions. Previously: The designers were not allowed to breathe the same air as the Chopard jewels that served as their inspiration and...
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Diamonds! Tears! Even more Germans! Are you ready for the runway, dear readers? Previously: No one had time to make anything remotely resembling a wedding dress, but Dita Von Teese was cool. The...
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Well, at least this episode had Dita Von Teese. That’s something! Previously: We were forced to pretend Heidi had good taste, and the editors went completely apeshit with special effects. The...
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